I just got home... from work.
How is it that pimples can just show up out of nowhere? There you are, minding your own beeswax, when you glance in the mirror and there appears to be a huge appendage struggling to grow out of your face? No warning, just out of nowhere. It is just like those crazy mushrooms that magically show up in your yard in the the morning.
How is it fair that I can have pimples and little crinkles around my eyes at the same time? It seems like I should have at least been granted a decade or so of perfect skin before the wrinkles started in.