"Who's the guy in the wheelchair?" a lone voice questioned.
"That's Dick Cheney, he strained his back packing, or something." I said.
"Who's Dick Cheney?" she asked.
"Only the current Vice President, who's been in office for eight years." scoffed my attending.
"Dick Cheney, you know the guy who shot some guy in the face while he was out turkey hunting," a nurse chimed in. (Well, at least she was sort of right.)
"Oh yeah, that guy... Huh, I guess I've never seen him before," she said, defensively.